Tarpon Springs Woman Arrested For Stalking A Duck

TBO.com reports that 36 year old Karie Lindgren from Tarpon Springs was arrested this weekend.

Why?

She stalked a duck.

According to the arrest report, Karie tried to feed the duck candy. The duck politely declined. So she jumped in her vehicle and ran over it.

She’s in jail. If you’d like to bail her out, that’ll be $5,000 please.

I’d imagine that’s going to a bitch when filling out job applications when you get to that “Ever been arrested?” line.

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